There are so many things that happen around me every single day that I just can’t seem to understand.  Can anyone help explain?

Things I Don't Understand by Coldplay on Grooveshark

Sponsored blog posts when everyone is doing it.  How do those companies make any money?  I’m clearly going to skip over the posts if I’ve already got suckered into one.  I get making a little cash from your blog, but when the company has 50 bloggers post about their product, it’s a little overkill.  (This one was inspired by you, Carly.)

Carly Rae Jepsen throwing out the first pitch – wouldn’t you practice?  Now you have gone viral and not for a new single.

I still think you are adorable, but I don’t think you should be able to go to baseball games anymore.

I can’t stand the Kardashians, yet I find myself watching them on TV… and I’m not changing the channel. Why does this happen?

Spray tans – sorry, I just don’t get it.  I look weird when I’m any color other than pale and it seems like an expensive routine.  I also don’t understand fake nails, perms and eyebrow waxing.  I would love to look like a Hollywood star, but I’ve come to terms that it’s never going to happen, so I refuse to spend too much money & time looking great.  It’s exhausting to try and maintain and keep up (plus, the picture below would pretty much sum up my experience.)

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The Hobbit being split up into 3 movies – call me a nerd, but I love that book.  As much as I love it, I refuse to spend 9 hours of my life to watch the 3 movies.

On the same note, the 3rd Hunger Games book is being made into a 2 part movie – doesn’t anyone remember the first half of that book????  It was kind of boring.  Clearly, I’ll still go see it, but it’s rude that they are splitting it up.

Crocs – I’ve tried them on, not comfortable.  I don’t get it.  You know that you can get flip flops in every color too, right?

GCB was cancelled and I don’t know why.  I watched it every week and I loved it.

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Even more so than that, WHY DID THEY CANCEL HAPPY ENDINGS – dumb move, ABC.


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Horror Movies, I refuse to pay money to watch something that is going to ruin my night of peaceful slumber.


How people can enjoy Nicolas Cage… he seriously gives me the heebie jeebies.  His voice is bad, his hair is weird, his eyes are creepy.

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I’m sure I’m not alone on some of those and probably all alone on others.  What is out there that you don’t understand?