I am a people watcher.  I am so amazed at some of the things that humans are capable of.  There are a few talents that just blow my mind and constantly have me wondering “How do you do that?”

Experts on wine.  I’ve taken wine classes with my mom before and I have no idea how the people next to me are able to accurately guess the region each wine is from.  Have you really memorized them?  It amazes me.

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Raw foodies.  I read that book and got horrified when it started talking about sprouting my own beans.  I’m all for eating healthier and cleaner, but I draw the line at sprouting.  How do you have a job, friends and eat raw?  Also, cheese.  I have to eat cheese every day.  Looks like I won’t be a vegan either.

Moms.  Just hearing about my sister in law’s day yesterday wore me out.  Doctor’s appointments, visiting the Easter Bunny, conferences, plus doing her normal daily things.  It’s amazing how much time they seem to have in their day to get these things done.  I consider it a win if I feed myself, Justin & the dogs all the meals in one day without ordering from GrubHub.

But my nieces are pretty cute 🙂

Artistic people.  I have always said that I’m not creative, but that isn’t true, I just have no artistic talent.  My husband is such a talented artist and I can’t ever win at a game of Pictionary.  I would love to be able to design fancy websites, have my creations up on Etsy and decorate my apartment to look like a Pinterest dream, but that part of my brain just doesn’t work like I want it to.

Non TV watchers.  I will never understand this.  I love to read, but I also love to watch TV.  What do you do with yourself when you’re hungover sick?  Don’t you wonder about who Walter White is or how everyone knows to clap at the same time during I’ll Be There For You.

Exercise addicts.  The struggle is real.  I just don’t want to do it most days, but when I force myself too, I’m so happy.  Why doesn’t my brain recognize that feeling and make me want to work out?  I will say that the #1800minutechallenge is helping and I have been getting in an average of 30 minutes per day, but it’s a fight.  Also, why am I the only one at the gym with a bright red face and a towel because my face is sweating so much?  How do you look like that and you’re running faster than me?

Fashionistas.  Yes, I feel wrong even typing that word out.  HOW BIG IS YOUR CLOSET?  Just kidding, if my closet was bigger, I’d just buy more sweaters and yoga pants.  But really, do some of you just go to the store and take pictures in their dressing rooms, because if I tried to purchase half of the things you wear, I’d be broke and a hoarder.  This leads me to my next point…

Walking in heels like it’s easy.  Ummm… it’s not easy and it’s not comfortable, so I just won’t do it.  I’m still amazed when I watch other people do it.

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Justin Timberlake.  How can one person be so talented?  Mind = blown.

If you have all the secrets, please fill me in.  If you are one of the people above, just know that I am incredibly impressed by the things that you do every day.

Jade and Oak